Reply #72: Sam Kinison said something along the lines of

[OnyxCollie]

"If you're gonna miss Heaven, better to miss it by a mile than an inch."


I agree that interviewers allow him a pass on the most egregious fundamental fuck-ups he has inflicted upon the world. Why has no one asked him, "Why, after four years of your administration in office, are you still yet to catch the man who masterminded the 9/11 attacks? Why have you spent hundreds of billions of dollars, cost tens of thousands their lives, driven the country into a insurmountable deficit, disrupted the entire middle east, and generated more terrorists than before, to invade a country that not only hadn't attacked us, but was relatively unarmed?"

Why has no one found the cojones to just say, ah, fuck it. "On behalf of Cindy Sheehan, 'What was the noble cause her son died for?'"

Sure, it's career suicide. But then I remember Bud from Repo Man:

"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees."