I'll start it off this weekend. Demeter unfortunately had to go into rehab after an accidental overdose of cold weather. A day or so of wine therapy, and she's expected to make a full recovery.
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Why Grumpy old men? Well, I turn 59, I mean 29 tomorrow, so I'm almost one now. Unless you ask my wife, and she'll say I've been one for a while. At least I don't feed the dogs Hormel Chili.
And besides, who's a sexier Social Security Queen than Ann Margaret? Sit down Betty White, you're not even close.
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And if my keyboard starts slurring, I started the birthday celebration a little early.
So, in the meantime, GIT OFF MY FRIGGIN' LAWN!!!!!!
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