Reply #54: Same number of marriages as Bill Clinton

[jmowreader]

but only 11 years.

My extremely liberal sister has been married 13 years to the same guy, and it's her first too.

My slightly-right-leaning sister has gone home to mother four times, but remains married after 25 years. (Okay, okay, three of those four times were during the Reagan Administration, and she brought the husband and children with her.)

My conservative-but-not-quite-a-freeper sister is on her second husband.

My freeper brother can't even make it to the altar; he's been engaged to six women, all of whom dumped his ass. (One of them dumped him because he's a freeper; the other five because he's a long-haul truck driver who's never home. We're in the process of attempting to find him a freeper girlfriend with a Class A CDL.)

Only liberals can maintain a marriage.