Liberals are evil - here's the explanation:

[zbdent]

OK. Conservatives believe in God and Jesus (or so it says on paper. In practice, well . . .)

In Genesis, in the bible, God created Adam and Eve, and placed them in the Garden of Eden. God also placed the Tree of Knowledge in the Garden.

(with a nod to the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

God placed the tree of knowledge in the garden so that Man would be tempted to not blindly accept everything that God says. God basically put it in there to be able to jump out at the moment of Man's curiosity and say "That's it, you broke the rules. Out of the pool."

In other words, we liberals are evil because we actually try to learn things and gain our knowledge. Remember, anybody who thought that the Earth revolved around the Sun was, at best, placed into house arrest. Not sure how much worse you can go than "tortured to death".

So, because we liberals have some knowledge, we're evil.

"God says it (almost always through somebody speaking for God), it must be true. We must accept everything of God's will. Don't treat that scratch, it's God's will that you die of an infection that could be stopped with a little soap and water."