So... I re-wrote the pledge of allegiance

[SoCalDem]

I pledge allegiance

to the military, and the wars

of the United States of America

and to Hell with the two-bit countries

upon which we, in victory, stand,

one Nation

under our God, who will KICK YOUR ASS

indivisible(except for that red-state/blue state thing),


with liberty and justice, for those who can afford it


but not for all.


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