I'd rather be dead, than Dirtsville red.

[Joanne98]

I'd Rather Be Dead Than Dirtsville Red

Have you ever really looked at that list of the most expensive places to live that comes out every year? If you ever have, one thing jumps out at you, there all in blue states.

Why is this? Is it because of the locations. Are they by the water, at the beach or in the mountains? Well, sorta. But they all seem to have something else in common. LIBERALISM.

Whether it's a town, city or a state, if it's expensive it's liberal and the bluer it is, the more it costs to live there.

San Francisco, Honolulu, Seattle, LA and Key West. Even in Texas, Austin is more expensive than Dallas.

The answer is obvious. NOBODY wants to live around conservatives. People will pay mega-bucks for a closet in a crowded, high-crime area before they will live next-door to a bible-thumping, fetus-loving, gay-hating, flag-waving, pick-up truck driving, cream corn eating, nose picking moron. People just seem to hate the "moral values crowd" and they're willing to pay big bucks to get away from them.

The environment doesn't seem to matter. Take West Virgina for instance. WV is so stunning beautiful it takes your breath away. But if you check the housing prices they're cheap. So what's the problem? It's the people stoopid. If the conservatives of WV packed up and moved to a redder place, like Dirtsville Texas, the property values of beautiful West Virginia would sky rocket.

The proof is in the prices. Conservatives are kinda like "human skunks", everyone wants to stay as far away as possible. Hell, Bush-loving Republicans are so repulsive, that even their children are forced to move to blue states (or Iraq) just to get work.

If your a blue in a red state don't despair. All you have to do to get rich is pick a very small town, buy the whole damn thing (with 1000 of your friends) and put up a "LIBERALS ONLY" sign. Then just sit back and watch the miracle. Believe me they will come and spend the money. Just make sure you can guarantee the happy new residents that their "LIBERALS ONLY" town has NO traces of "conservative" left. Think about it and if you decide to do it, don't forget the disinfectant. Or whatever works on "SKUNKS". Tomato juice, anyone?

Joanne98

Wanted to add something to the Red State/ Blue State debate. This can go under Property values red/blue 101.