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I ask "So, what do you DO in heaven all day?" "Why, you serve GAWD..." "That's IT???" "Yeah, pretty much..." "Sounds pretty boring. No hobbies, no cooking, no SEX????" "Oh, you won't NEED sex..." "Will I be with my wife in Heaven?" "If she's SAVED." "But NO SEX...I don't think that sounds very good. " "But you won't have those EARTHLY DESIRES. All you will desire to do is to SERVE GAWD..."
"Wait...You mean I live a life of denial and fear of an invisible Guy in the Sky just so that after I die, I become some kind of mindless THRALL??? WHAT rational human being, please to tell me would see the attraction in THAT????"
"Uhhh...I gotta go now, church is starting!"
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