Reply #14: You might be a freeper if...

[Brewman_Jax]

you oppose welfare to immigrants, but don't oppose corporate welfare.

you won't vote for Democrats because "they're gonna take your guns," but then cry about how your health care premiums keep going up.

you homeschool your kids to keep them away from the "liberal agenda." Then you say, "I'm glad I got that second interview, my unemployment is about to run out."

you don't like the idea of affirmative action in college admissions--except for athletes.

entertainers shouldn't have a say in politics--unless they're
Republicans.

Ken Lay is your hero because he "beat the system."

(Most adapted from real freeper statements.)