ask your born again friends to quote just 3 things that Jesus said

[mopaul]

jesus didn't say all that much, but the beatitudes pretty much sum up his teachings. ask the fundie you have to share an office with to name just three things that jesus said.

he'll probably go first for the 'do unto others as you would have them do unto you', and then...if he can choke up another two quotes from the lord, ask him to explain how well he personally is adhering to them. and how well bush is adhering to them.

strictly for laughs you understand.

Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Verse 3)
Blessed are the meek: for they shall posses the land. (Verse 4)
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted. (Verse 5)
Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill. (Verse 6)
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. (Verse 7)
Blessed are the clean of heart: for they shall see God. (Verse 8)
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. (Verse 9)
Blessed are they that suffer persecution for justice' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Verse 10)