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Gunit_Sangh Donating Member (424 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:15 PM
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New Evidence Suggests Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs
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God ... this is SOOOO funny

From our friends at the Landover Baptist Church ... breaking news


For years, Creation Scientists have disputed how Noah was able to quickly collect millions of indigenous animals from remote, inaccessible regions of the world for a 40-day ride in his ark. New evidence from an archeological find in China supports the long held Christian belief that Noah's sons rode giant flying dinosaurs to transport duck billed platypuses from Australia, and penguins and polar bears from the Antarctic, to name a few. "Those must have been some mighty big flying dinosaurs," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "Imagine the look on Noah's face when his sons flew in for a landing with a pair of Hippos strapped to the back of one of them things! Glory to God!"

You gotta read the rest of this

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0605/flyingdinos.html
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