Everything I Needed To Know About Dealing With Fascists I Learned As A Boy

[DistressedAmerican]

To combine some thoughts I had the other day with some I had when I saw MoPaul's bully thread this AM:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3950577


LESSON ONE: BEAT ALL BULLIES UNTIL THEY CANNOT STAND
Let me tell you a story.

When I was a kid there were not a lot of kids around to play with. Two who were were some dickish little bullies, Ron Tarr and J.R. Dent (both now likely in jail). Now, most of the time I would hang out with these guys and all would be fine. But, say 1 in 10 times we'd hang out they'd gang up and beat the shit out of me.

That sucked enough. But the problem was made far worse by my parent's policy on fighting. They told me (and enforced) that if I had not just "walked away" then I was participating, which was strictly forbidden. Got me grounded etc. So, every time these guys would start in with me, I'd try to walk away and they would grab me from behind, hold me down and beat the shit out of me. I'd come home bleeding from the nose or whatever and get punished for fighting. Went on like this for a long time.

Finally, my parents put it together and my dad came to me one day. He told me that I had tried walking away from the fight and it just got me beaten. He now instructed me to UNLOAD. I was advised to fight dirty. Kick them in the nuts, gouge the eyes, throw shit. That conversation was a huge weight off my shoulders.

The next time they started in on me there was another kid named Troy visiting and we were playing wiffle ball. They started in with the usual MO. One grabbed and held me while the other two started in on punching me.

However, my MO was now different. I went bat shit psycho on those bully boys. I was bleeding from everywhere and hurting but, as I busted all three up with fists, feet and of course the wiffle ball bat I felt NONE of it.

These three bullies crawled off leaving me covered in a mix of all of our blood and hurting. I made my way home, half expecting some sort of punishment. When I got there, my folks flipped out. Until they realized most of the blood for a change was theirs. I got washed up bandaged and got a nice dinner in the deal.

That day left the other three COMPLETELY docile. I was never threatened or even talked to inappropriately by them again.



Moral: Bullies can ONLY be dealt with by punching back! Once you have pulled the rope-a-dope for 13 rounds like we have as a party for the past 4 and a half years it it time to hit them with your own "shock and awe". Fight dirty and mean. Don't stop to think about any pain you may be feeling just draw blood! Lots of it!

Don't tell Bush, Cheney And Rummy. But the gloves are now OFF!


LESSON 2: THERE IS INCREDIBLE STRENGTH IN NUMBERS
This one is a bit less involved as you already know this story

I refer to the great satirist Jonathan Swift's, GULLIVER'S TRAVELS. As you all know the "giant" Gulliver blundered into Lilliput one day. The tiny Lilliputians were terrified. Did they cower or run for their little lived in the face of this overwhelming force? Hell no!

They got organized and coordinated. May have been some organizing over the LWW (Lilliput Wide Web). He doesn't discuss those details. But, suffice it to say working together this tiny and seemingly powerless population rendered the giant threat harmless.



Moral: Bushco is a massive Multi-headed beast of individuals, corporations and churches compared to the gentle and friendly Gulliver. But, our Lilliputians are coming with out torches, pitchforks and rope to bring this giant down!!!

Lilliputian Powers Activate! Form of an army of patriots! Shape of a new national awakening! (learned that as a boy too!)

Send These Fascist Bullies Straight To Jail!!!