Good News For Patriotic Republicans!

[frank frankly]

To all Hatriots, Freepers, Media Whores, Hummer Owners,& Chickenhawks:

Congradulations! Thanks to the scaredy-cat UN, there are still several openings in Iraq for volunteer soldiers!

Yes, it isn't too late to relieve one of our troops! Be part of the war you couldn't wait to see start! Support our troops!

It's recommended that you bring two one-year supplies of water, rifles, bullets, food, bribe money, and kevlar. It also may be possible to arrange transport of your SUV to Iraq, so it, too, can live up to it's own Americal Dream! This is a real opportunity to show those treasonous liberals how much more you love freedom than they do!

Also, by joining now, you can be part of the new Flypaper Strategy that is keeping America safe! Be part of the Crusade that's sweeping the Middle East--remember that it's Freedom First!

And for all you overweight Hate Radio broadcasters and medically exempt Politicians, there's plenty of work for you in Iraq, too! Halliburton needs more civilian contractors and doesn't require the tough medical testing that our volunteer army requires, so it's the chance you've been waiting for since Viet Nam!

In the Power of Pride,
F. Frankly