Jon Stewart Bends Over For Hot Dog-On-Man Action

[Bark Bark Bark]

Burnout Goldberg writes a silly little table-book for neocons to masturbate over, and Jon fries his ass so thoroughly you smell bacon.

Colin Powell waves a vial and declares that if The Little Prince doesn't get everything he wants from Congress, civilization will fall--and Jon gets on his hands and knees and swallows.

(F/T)ucker invites Jon on "Crossfire," and Jon uses the opportunity to burn the show to the ground and destroy the yo-yos sitting there.

Rick Santorum shows up on The Daily Show--audience reaction ranging from boos to very mild clapping--and Jon softballs him SO gingerly, the afterglow renders Santorum unable to stand up for minutes afterwards.

W. T. F.

I can stand the cheap, pointless shots at Kerry. But what the Hell is going on here? Are there two Jon Stewarts?