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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 03:20 PM
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New Rule: If you blame Rita or Katrina on a deity, or say it is God's will
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..because of the sinners/lesbians/gays/blacks you are a fucking retard and are banned FORTHWITH from public speaking, and must immediately relinquish any public posts you hold.

You must also report, IMMEDIATELY to a mental institution of OUR choosing (no faith-based bullshit here, pal) and receive regular, repeated electro-shock therapy to your gonads until such time as you learn to PERMANENTLY SHUT THE FUCK UP and get a grip on reality.

No. Scratch that, we're just going to zap you in the pills. Alot. Really alot.

Normally I'm a big fan of free-speech, but when you open your piehole and spew out non-sensical, religious bile, you make us ALL look bad, after all, you live in the same country that we do, and the rest of us know that it was Mother Nature that fucked-up the Deep South, not that invisible cloud-being you've been worshipping all these years.

You see, if there WAS a God those people would have been saved, all of them. (Well at least the ones that didn't spend their entire lives trying to fuck each other over for a lousy buck, those ones are called 'republicans'.)But you know that there isn't really a God don't you? At least not like the one you talk about. You know, the God that hates women, and darkies, and ESPECIALLY fags...THAT God doesn't exist, does He?

Nope.

'Cos when the REAL God finally gets down here, you'd best be wearing some REALLY fast Nikes, 'cos you're going to be doing a whole heck of a lot of running...you, and Falwell, and Robertson, and the rest of you holier-than-thou bullshit artists are going to be in for a REALLY big surprise when the Big Cahuna gets down here...

Oh, and He's going to want to know where all that money you raised in His name went...And you REALLY don't want to fuck with His auditors...
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