My neighbor has a bomb.

[mikelewis]

My neighbor has a bomb and he’s threatening to blow up me and my children. This man has a history of violence and I have seen him carrying in all the ingredients necessary to make an explosive device. Yesterday, I saw him carry in 3 long pipes and a beige plastic bag that clearly showed 6 pipe caps. He also is an avid hunter and purchases black powder on a regular basis. In the past he has made overt threats and at one point he and my father came to blows. He had been in a fight with another neighbor and my father stepped in and put a stop to it. Sometime after this fight, he attempted to shoot my father in the back.

There can be no doubt that this man is evil. He has a long and bloody history of violence against his neighbors and against his own family. Because of the overwhelming evidence that this man plans to build a bomb and kill me and my family, I am going to invade his home and place him under house arrest. I am going to then take over his home until such a time as his family agrees to abandon his legacy of violence. If they do not change, I will torture and kill them. If any of his friends or neighbors attempts to help this family, I will declare them an enemy and invade their homes as well. I claim this as my right to protect my family and to avert a terrible catastrophe in my home. I will bring the fight to his home so he does not bring it to mine. I will stay the course and will not be cowed by weaklings and cowards. God himself has willed this stand against evil and I will obey my Lord. While I do not wish for this fight, it has been thrust on me and I will rise to the challenge. Onward to battle and may God bless my house.