This Week in Anagrams: December 2 Edition

[The Witch]

This Week in Anagrams: December 2 Edition

Well, the big news this week was the unveiling of Bush's victory plan. Unfortunately, nobody is quite sure what it is. A VCR hunt, possibly? But as the administration vibrantly chops us for questioning him, where is Bush? In the bathroom with a curvy lib. snapshot. Let's lock him in there!
Us: Bwahaha!
Boss: Unlatch privy!! :hurts:

Poor Duke Cunningham pled guilty this week. He's facing prison time and Truth in Anagrams has a look forward to what that'll be like. His prison nickname? Dun Ugh. It was given him by a certain Biff "Lady" Jones, who took one look at him and said "ooh. That's a pretty damning cue, hunk!" :spank:

Pentagon propaganda was discovered this week being disseminated in Iraqi magazines and newspapers. Now, at first these guys were actually Christian crusaders, because they propagated non-pagan themes. But Shrubya thought they were going over the top and reminded them why they were in this war: "No, gang. Pander to Papa!"

Joseph Lieberman made some waves this week when he let out a little of the blasphemer in Joe. And you can call this guy a lib? Jean's more hep than this cat! But at least we know that when the administration talks about satellite dishes and means to say there's less death, it lies.

Finally, Viveca Novak testifies before the grand jury and our beloved Fitzie. The Fitzmas cheerleaders scream: Vivisect! Invoke a feast!

Previous Truth in Anagrams posts:
War on Christmas
Stay the Course