Waiting for the "christians" to freakout & fulminate about Brokeback Mtn.

[Golden Raisin]

Maybe I've missed it, but I'm sort of amazed that good, patriotic, "christian", rightwing, family-oriented, freeper folks like James Dobson, Bill O'Reilly, Jerry Falwell, Ralph Reed, Phyllis Schlafly, etal., have not already been publicly freaking out/ranting/condemning about 'Brokeback Mountain' which opens next week. ('Brokeback Mountain' is the new, major movie, winner of the Venice Film Festival, directed by Ang Lee, and starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as 2 GAY cowboys.) Did you hear me? GAY COWBOYS. A love story between 2 men. They kiss and have sex. On screen. And its opening right smack-dab in the middle of the Holiday Season. Even Jesus is gonna be pissed and come down to kick some ass because we all know Jesus and God hate & abominate the gay lifestyle (I was goint to say "all faggots" but opted for political correctness.) Rupert Murdoch and everyone at Fox News are gonna have a massive, nuclear-powered orgasm/hissy-fit of hatred, and its just perfect for diverting their audiences' attention from Bush's monumental failures & fuck-ups. Maybe this movie has so far flown under the freeper/rightwing/"christian"/Republican radar, but I'm just amazed the American Taliban aren't already rioting in the streets and on TV and the Internet about how evil, nefarious and un-American the movie and its subject matter are. Damn, I was kinda' hoping Pat Robertson might get so upset he'd turn all red, sputter, keel over and croak from homophobic rage.