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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:17 AM
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One of the funniest things a Freeptard did was when I was truck driver
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Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 06:42 AM by SammyBlue
It occured in December of 2001 at the Little America Hotel and truck stop in Flagstaff, Arizona.

After paying for fuel and before going to bed for the night, I went into the truck stop to watch a little TV. Now, for those who don't know where Flagstaff is, here is a map of Northern Arizona. Now. click out -1 frame and you will see a large orange area in the upper right corner. That is the Navajo Reservation (Capital, Tuba City). Inside the Navajo reservation is the Hopi Reservation. There is your map. Let's continue.

As I am walking around, looking at all the over priced crap that I didn't need, these two Navajo women were conversing in Navajo, minding their own business. I don't know Navajo (my mother knows Seneca and Tuscarora, being a Tuscarora) so I didn't know what they were saying.

In comes this fat, bearded smelly nasty looking pig of a man. He's wearing a gray shirt with the confederate flag on it with the logo "the South Has Risen Again." He shirt has holes in it, no sleeves and is stained to all hell. It's too small, so we all had the pleasure of seeing his dunlopped stomach hanging under his shirt and over his belt (think about that and eat something). He is hairy all over (gray hair). On his fat arm was a tattoo of the American and Confederate flags.

His hair is long, stringy and greasy. His beard is white with a huge double chin. His jeans hang around his ass crack. He is a disgusting example of manhood. Oh, and he was missing teeth.

Anyway, he fat pig waddles his way around the truck stop until he hears the two Navajo speaking. He bellies up to him, his eyes glued to the two and yells: "Hey, we're in America. If you fucking foreigners can't speak fucking English, shut up or go back to where you came from."

The two Navajo were dumbfounded. They looked like a feather who bowl them over. The fat pig walked away muttering something about 9/11 and "dirty, flithy Mexican trash (I won't use the word he did. However, it starts with an "S" and is half of the name a floor cleaner. The other half is Span)." I walked over and said to them: "Don't worry, not all whites are idiots like that."

Now, you see why I don't deal well with most truck drivers. They are like that. I am college educated going for a Master's Degree. . .but I'm one of those "over-educated liberal America haters" that will "destroy real Americans" with "elitest liberal bullshit."

Any comments? This actually happened!
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