OK, I’ve decided that I’m a conservative:

[baldguy]

If you’re not bothering me, I’ll leave you alone. If I’m not bothering you, then you leave me alone.

If you threaten me or my family with physical harm, I will do my best to kill you.

If I screw up, then I’ll fix it. If you screw up, YOU fix it.

Simple courtesy: I’m not going to shit where you eat. Don’t shit where I do.

If you have to take money from me in taxes, don’t waste it.

People who lie & cheat are not to be trusted – not with my children, not with my money, not with my liberty.

Power corrupts, so nobody should be allowed to have it for too long.

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I think these points can be agreed upon by most people. They DO NOT describe the current crop of criminals in the Republican party.

Can you think of any more?