My apologies to Queen Fans and strict Christians.

[Ready4Change]

(This threads title got me humming a tune, which brewed some fake lyrics. Then muriel_volestrangler said I should make it it's own thread, so here it is. Tidied up some phrases, too.)

NeoCon Rhapsody
- a satirical re-write by Ready4Change

Was there a Jesus?
Is he just fantasy?
Just a Dogmatic
Escape from reality?

Obey your boss,
Nail Christ to a cross,
And pray!

He's just the Lords Son,
With advice and empathy,

He humbled rich,
Healed a few,
Turned his cheek,
Love that Jew!

Any bad that you do,
He absolves all your sin!

Your sin.

(piano)

Mama, just wrote a song.
With blasphemous lyrics,
Just to piss off a few hicks.
Mama, it was just a post!
But pickup trucks are circling my house.

Mama! Heeelllllpp!
Please call out the cops!
These nutjobs are getting out their guns.

(guitar)

Too late,
They've kidnapped me.
Took me to "Camp Love Thy God"
Instructing me with cattle prods.
But it's not torture,
It's called "find the truth,"
Just wish they'd tell me what they want to hear.

Mama! Ooooooooow!
They're forcing me to pray.
They've proven who gave Christ all of those thorns.

(guitar riff)
(piano)

I see a tiny little shadow of a man,
Mr. Bush! Mr. Bush! We call you Presidento'
Shock and Awe! The fighting! Based on very frightening THINGS!
Mr. Cheney! (Mr. Rumsfeld)
Mr. Cheney! (Mr. Rumsfeld)
Mr. Cheney where'd you go? Undisclosed!

Bush is an average guy, beloved don't you know.
(Born of privilege, with a spoon up his nose.
Spoiled every day of his rich, wasted life!)
With or against us, To Iraq we go!
Pre-Emptive! Go! (Don't think we should go) Here we go!
Pre-Emptive! (Don't think we should go) Here we go!
Pre-Emptive! (Don't think we should go) Here we go!
(Don't think we should go) Here we go!
(Don't think we should go)
Go. No. Go! NO! Go! OH! NO!
Mother dear?
Mother Dear?
Mother why'd I have to die?

There are Devils waiting for NeoCons in Hell.
In Hell. In HELL!

(head banging guitars)

So you think you can smear me, and spit in my eye?
So you think you can screw me and spew all these lies?
Not this time! Can't escape from it this time!
Gonna get you out - Impeach your ass right out of here.

(instrumental)

This has always mattered,
Hindsight settles it.
Jesus was only human,
And Evangelicals. Are. Shiiiiiiiiit.

Understand what they've done?