Sorry, but women should not be allowed to drive.

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I mean, come on. How many people die from car accidents every year?

Besides, men have always been the one in control of vehicles. That's how it's always been. Remember the old westerns? Who was driving the carriages and wagons? Not women. It goes against thousands of years of tradition, OF TRADITION! Men driving is how it's always been.

Even in the bible, does a woman EVER direct a donkey or horse? No. Who rides into Jerusalem on a Camel?

It ain't Mary Magdalene.

And, you know what's going to happen, don't you? Once women start driving, then people will start wanting to let children drive. Then it's a hop, skip and a jump away from letting ANIMALS drive, and plants, and amoebas even.

BACTERIA BEHIND THE WHEEL! IT WILL BE ANARCHY!

Now, it is true that women have been passengers. Of course. Women are allowed to be passengers. They can sit in the back seat and ride. Even in the Bible, Mary is allowed to ride a donkey. But, note, she does not direct the donkey. Joseph, A MAN, does.

Women should be in the back seat. It's separate, but still equal. Way it has always been, and always will be.



Women should be in the back seat. Some 'libruls' may complain that it isn't equal. But it is!

Both the man and the woman are equally protected by seat belts, and will get there at the same time. But driving is the SACRED duty of men.

It's tradition! It's in the Bible!

Don't let women start driving. As soon as you do, all this will happen, and more.

God will rain down his vengance and smiteth ye!

And don't even get me started on gay marriage.

(Note: I hope I don't have to tell you it's :sarcasm:)