Help save a marriage! Synonyms needed for "lying scumbag"

[bklyncowgirl]

Last night my lawfully wedded (rather apolitical) spouse and I we were watching the news. When the image of our Commander in Chief came on with a soundclip about how he is determined to protect the American people even if it means violating their rights I said what I usually say when the Leader Of the Free World speaks.

"Lying Scumbag"

Actually I screamed it and shook my fist at the TV. I was really quite restrained. I mean I didn't throw anything.

"Would you stop calling him a Lying Scumbag." said LWS "It's the same thing every night. Can't you come up with something more original. It's getting so I don't want to watch the news with you any more."

"Alright, I'll call him something else" I said.

Problem is I couldn't come up with anything that works quite as well. "Prevaricating Prick" has a nice alliteration but it doesn't come to mind immediately in a moment of outrage.

So help me DU. The marriage you save may be mine.