Reply #33: Man, what a lame site. Did you read it's "funny" "Top 9 Signs..."

[KansDem]

Top 9 Signs That You Might Be A Prisoner At Guantanamo Bay

9. You have a real nasty case of the goose-bumps.

8. Robert Byrd has named a West Virginia interstate after you.

7. Jimmy Carter wrote to say, "When you get out, somebody is gonna build you a great big house and his name rhymes with Blimmy Zarter!"

6. Two words. Prickly heat.

5. Your head is still attached to your body.

4. (tie) White American college students are wearing really cool t-shirts with your image on them.

4. (tie) You have purchased "Someone Who Loves Me Vacationed At Gitmo And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt!", shirts for the family at the prison store.

3. Oliver Stone wants to do an epic movie based on your life story. Sean Penn is already in Iraq doing research for the lead role.

2. The other islamofascists tease you about putting on the dreaded "Gitmo fifteen" from all of that carby, yet delicious infidel cafeteria food.

1. (tie) You just can't stop humming that infectious tune from the new Jay-Z song.

1. (tie) You have put "Get Dick Durbin's autograph" on the very top of your "Things I must do before killing innocent people in Allah's name" list.


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These aren't funny...really, not funny...

This material sounds forced, like the "conservative satirist" that wrote these remarks was trying too hard.

If you want to break up a cocktail party, just read this list out loud (it would help to feign a laugh after each item to further repulse the guests).

on edit: Oh, and how hilarious..."Top 9" instead of "Top 10!" Hahaha...haha...ha...ha...uh...right