Reply #27: Aaaaah smug comments

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Like, Yaaah. Whatever.

First of all, if this thread refers to another thread, then you should have posted this in that thread.

But apparently, you want people to do the obvious: Condemn Osama bin Laden for his outrageous views on homosexuality, sexuality, gender, politics, child-rearing, animal husbandry, environmental conservation, drug dealing, education, secondary education, graduate education, university admittance policies, municipal enrichment, unionization, economic plans, urban sprawl and, last but not least, (and it would be a TOTAL OUTRAGE if DUers would refuse to be up in arms about this last item) his despicable take on the state of postmodern poetics! I succumb, Muddleoftheroad! I submit! I surrender! Thanks to your dour and somewhat oppressive earnestness, I have turned aside from my blind support of Osama bin Laden on all these points, and condemn him now wholeheartedly! I am up in arms! I despise Osama now (thanks to your posts here)! OH, SMEDLEY - bring the fucking aquavit, cuz the scales have fallen from my eyes, and it's Osama hating time in Lower Manhattan !!!!!!!!!!!!

Satisfied? Or is their a specific catechism that you absolutely insist upon in order to prove the deafeningly, stunningly obvious.