Reply #18: ok here you are

[historian]

Jesus is summoned to the pearly gates where he is asked to take over a bit (st peter had to go to the bathroom) Peter tell jesus - job is easy. The bells chime, open the gates, ask the person age, number and occupation. If he is in our book he can enter. If not he has go to Beelzebub.
After awhile bells chime . Jesus opens it and there stands an incredibly ancient old man
What isyour name asked jesus
Oh my son he said all my friends died so long ago no one has used it in ages - i cant remember
hmmm said jesus - when were you born?
Oh my son - i really have no idea
Weeeeeeeeelll said jesus - tell me do you remember your occupation?
Old man thought and said - weeeeeeellllllll i remember vaguely being a carpenter somewhere in the medittaranean area.
Really?! asked jesus excitedly what else?
Well said the old man if im not mistaken by son became very famous world wide
At this Jesus rushed over to him, embraced him and said "Daddy!!!'
The old man flung open his arms and replied...









"Pinoochio!!!!"