Reply #7: I'd be willing to donate to a visit by roto-rooter for his anal warts.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

Or, whatever it was that kept him safe and snug at home while railing against the anti-war protesters.

Also, would be willing to send him a card in whatever jail he will hopefully soon inhabit. And, I hope that he will find an enthralled audience of African American gentlemen who will offer gentle critique of his jibes at welfare cheats, druggies, and Jesse Jackson.

Other than that, I will pray (to the God that I don't believe in)that poor Marta takes the remains of his sorry ass to the cleaners and reaps large monetary awards for a tell-all book on his marital prowess, sheer tedium of listening to his bombast, and undoubted financial manipulations to support his "pain relief".