Reply #9: What I don't understand is:

[Jacobin]

If Gawd rang up Pat and told him this important bit of intelligence, why the heck didn't Pat run down to the WH and tell Smirky, like RIGHT AWAY!!.

I mean, doncha think it would have been important for Smirky to know what Gawd told Pat. And if he told them both something different, they could've like called him up and said HEY, WTF, are ya with us or agin us!!