Reply #7: at least LBJ was smart enough

[dfong63]

... not to tell General Giap to "bring em on".

``Why, those dirty Iraqnamese commies ... I mean, saddamites ... let them come, we're ready for em! I'll brain em with my 9-iron. Laura will run them over with her car. The twins will bash their brains out with broken beer bottles. Poppy will puke in their laps. And Ma'll come out in her see-thru nightgown. They'll rue the day they thought to threaten America.''