'Hello, my name is George Bush and I'm here to protect you..."

[kentuck]

Like I protected you on 9/11. And like I protected the surplus that we had when I came into office. Like I protected the Social Security Trust Fund. Like I protected those coal miners over there in Appalachia. Like I protected our troops when I invaded Iraq and they didn't have enough protective vests for all of them. Like I protected all the unemployed in this country...

But, you see, that was all in the past. I know what I'm doing now. I know how to fight these terrorists. I know how to make this economy stronger now. Yeah, I was just bullshitting everybody at first but I've learned a lot in 4 years. Trust me...