Reply #20: "OK, driver's license and registration..."

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Trooper: Al Gore, huh?

Al Gore: Yes, that's me.

Trooper: Buddy, you'd better have a real license in there or I'm going to run your ass in.

Al Gore: That is my real license! See? I'm former Vice President Al Gore. Don't you recognize me?

Trooper: Yeah, yeah, you're Al Gore all right. Fourth one this year. And we've got Bill Clinton and Colin Powell in the drunk tank already tonight. You want to join 'em?

Al Gore: Wait. You don't understand. Maybe I can jar your memory with my nomination acceptance speech from 2000. My fellow Americans --

Trooper: Please step out of the car, Mr. "Gore"...