Reply #6: Imagination at work....

[usurper4]

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Voice on phone: Hello?
Me: Hi, is Osama there?
Voice: Who?
Me: Osama...Osama bin Laden. You know, "Scourge of the Western World"?
Voice: Oh, just a sec...Osama, it's for you...I don't know, just some guy....
Osama: Hello?
Me: Hi, Osama?
Osama: Yes?
Me: Osama bin Laden?
Osama: Yes?
Voice: Hey, Osama, I'm expecting a really important call.
Osama: Yes, what can I do for you?
Me: Hi, my name is Jack Mehoff, and I just want to help you pay off your bills by helping you obtain a low-interest debt consolidation home-equity loan....

Can you think of worse revenge on somebody than calling him, night and day...in a cave...telemarketing him?