Reply #56: i usually reply yes to that question.

[NuttyFluffers]

it tends to throw them off.

when they tell me all the people who are lucky enough to get to go to hell -- anywhere from 'false christians,' catholics, protestants, asians, unpenetant whites, blacks, etc under the freakin' sun basically -- i always thought it'd be a far better place than this horrible 'heaven' they speak about. who wants to be in a place where you get to miss out on all those wonderful people?

so yeah, i usually ask what's the fastest most assured way to get a ticket straight to hell. after they look aghast and try to rattle a few sins, i say, 'did that, yeah, and that, oh that, so fun i did it again,' and eventually they go away.

they need to loosen up, i'm sure there's a way for them to see the joys of hell :evilgrin: