Damn....You Know...I need to start clicking on all the Pop-Ups.....

[BlueJazz]

..that I keep seeing. I mean, I've turned down TONS of exciting and
wonderful offers. ....I've missed:

1. A free VCR
2. A Digital Camera (with a Gen-u-ine Leather case)
3. A 500 Dollar savings bond
4. A 42" Big Screen TV
5. A coupon good for 250 gallons of Gasoline.
6. An all expense paid trip to some exotic paradise.
7. A new Laptop
8. A mega-Watt Hi-Fi Stereo Set.

But most importantly, I do...yes, I do believe that I could have the Widest, Longest "Wanger" of anybody in my neighborhood.

What a complete fool I've been......