Reply #9: Thats right, cats just leave you presents anywhere they want

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Dogs have the courtesy to take their business outside. Its not their fault we made the doorknobs so high and inoperable to doggy mouths.

Just came from a friends place with cats. One of them left a big stinky pile exactly in the center under their king size four poster bed. Had to disassemble the entire thing to get to the gift.