Reply #26: Oh! I have another!

[Tom Kitten]

In college I was anonymously cool because I was a popular dj at the college radio station...so as a result I got invited to parties by people who would eventually be called "hipsters"...At one party I had to sneeze a few times...I wiped my nose between interacting with other people at this one party and noticed some were acting a little aloof towards me...Finally I had to go to the bathroom and once done peeing I looked in the mirror and to my horror a big green dried-up nose booger was stuck to the top of my nose!!! Honestly and nobody had said a word! I came out of the bathroom and immediately left the party....I really felt humiliated about that one, I wanted to make a good impression!