OY do I have a hangover; ask me anything-then kill me.

[Tyler Durden]

REAL Canadian beer STARTS at 5%, not 3.5% like our pisswater does.

I rented "Kill Bill Vol. 2" and settled in with a brew and a bump, or two. Or three. Or FIVE.

When the credits were rolling, I said to m'self, Self, time to go to bed. Or throw up. Either one.

My tongue is asleep, my teeth itch, my belly feels like a cement mixer and there is this little guy in my head wearing a pointy hat and shoes and he's bouncing off the walls while he shouts encouragement to the other little guys who are trying to pop my eyeballs out of my head from the inside.

Loan me a loaded .38, will you?