Reply #12: Let's see...

[dolo amber]

There's the time I fell out of a 4th story window...but I was so entirely fucked out of my mind (and body) on chemicals that I was like a ragdoll and bounced...According to the paramedics that saved my life, go figure...(a couple plastic trash cans helped break my fall)...I made the news for that one...

Then there's the one when I went to piss after a LONG night of birthday celebrating...thought I'd hit the last stair, but it was like the 3rd last...hung in the air ala Wile E. Coyote a couple seconds then plunged the rest of the way, shattering my ankle...

And of course I couldn't leave out the infamous *yes I'm only a 100 lb 19 yr old but why on earth shouldn't I be able to consume loads of narcotics AND a bottle of tequila* episode...

BUT...

The greatest one of all wasn't mine...my good friend...I'll call her "Heather" (since that's her name...heh)...had to go to the emergency room once because she:

Put in a tampon, forgetting she already had one in. Went in with both hands to find the first, and ended up getting them both lost.

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