Reply #13: They were all great choices

[Goathead]

I was forced to pick which ones may actually be possible. While choices #3, #5 and #7 were good, none of them involved his actual death. Of the remaining choices I had to pick which of these were likely or may be possible within our physical realm, ultimately terminating in Clay Aiken's death. Turning him into hashish is just out there, besides who would want to smoke him? Being dipped in gold would result in his death, but why would you waste all that money on him, also dipping him in gold may result in people being confused and thinking we were paying homage to him, say 2000 years in the future and we would not want that to happen. Pummeled to death by small potatoes is great, as long as I am one of the ones who gets to pummel him. ultimately I went with forced to gargle power steering fluid, 1.) because I love the visual of that twit chugging something toxic 2.)If he some how survived, I don't think he would be singing anymore, 3.) This is most likely to happen when his career completely tanks, he turns to heroin, sells his body for said drugs, is no longer able to sell his body for drugs because it has been spent and used up, turns to the next cheap high that his mouse-sized brain will equate as narcotic, that being... you guessed it, ...power steering fluid. Thank you for posting this, I caught a snippet of his "act" last night and I can honestly say that I detest him.