Servers/Bartenders: Your most annoying customer of the year?

[Jessica]

Although I'm no longer a server, I still like to look back on my years in the business & recall those special customers ... you know - the ones who are always right? My ass.

So, for about 4 years I worked in a redneck biker bar/pub. One of my most memorable moments from a customer occurred when I approached a table of 3 guys & asked, "Can I get you guys something to start out with?" To which one Busch-in-a-can-drinking hick replied, "Yeah - one waitress, nothin' on it, to go please."

I'm sure you all have some much better stories ... for the public is so enjoyable to serve. Wanna share?