I saw the #1 most disgusting vehicle EVER at Blockbuster just now.

[Bouncy Ball]

Are you ready for this? I was really wishing I had a camera phone for this one.

It had FOUR of those flags that fly up on plastic sticks that come up from the inside of the windows. It had really large magnetic signs on the back with slogans like "GOD BLESS AMERICA" and big flag magnets. Four of those magnetic ribbons with "Support Our Troops," "Texas Supports Our Troops," a camo "Support Our Troops" and "Pray for Our Troops."

The bumper stickers (yes, there's more) read as follows:

You can't be a Christian AND a Democrat.

ABORTION = GENOCIDE!

DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Liberals suck.

Then there were three bush stickers.

The side windows had that silk screening applied to the inside (or whatever the process is) in which there is now a depiction of large US flags on the inside of the back windows.

It was like the Nationalism-mobile.

Guess what kind of vehicle it was? This one:



A big ol' Hummer 2.

She came out as I was walking past the Heil Hitler mobile and I said hi, she said hi and I asked her what she's done to support the troops. She stopped and said "What?" I repeated the question. She laughed, pointed to her Hummer and said, "THAT!" very gleefully. When I said "Is that it?" she got snarky and said "That cost a LOT." She started to get into her Hummer (she struggled because she couldn't have been more than 5'1") I said "I mean have you done anything besides put stickers on your car?" Her response? "Fuck you!" AS she was driving off, the coward.

I'd have kicked the shit out of her if she wanted me to.

Hasn't done a single thing but put fucking stickers on her Hummer. Nice. Nice way to "support the troops."