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This made me laugh this morning, so i'm sharing...
A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and > he wants chicks badly, so, he goes down the road to > the next farm and asks if they have a rooster that > they would sell. The other farmer says, "Yes, I've > got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service > every chicken you've got, no problem." Trouble is, > Kenny the rooster costs $100, a lot of money, but > the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys > Kenny. > > The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the > barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. > "I want you to pace yourself you've got a lot of > chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of > money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good > job. So, take your time and have some fun," the > farmer said, with a chuckle. > > Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points > toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a > shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - > three or four times, and the farmer is really > shocked. > > After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck > pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the > farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by > the lake. Once again - WHAM! - All the geese get it. > By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing > quail and pheasants. > > The farmer is distraught and worried that his > expensive rooster won't even last the night. Sure > enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next > morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle > of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both > feet sticking straight up in the air with Buzzards > circling overhead. > > The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful > and expensive bird, shakes his head and says, "Oh, > Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." > > Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards > circling in the sky Above and says, "Shhh,be quiet, you're > scaring the buzzard booty away."
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