Reply #8: Where to begin here....

[Not_Giving_Up]

"Violence and frightening images are in no short supply. SpongeBob and Patrick are confronted by monsters and dark, scary places filled with piles of skeletons. They are chased by bizarre creatures trying to eat them. Small children could be terrified by these scenes."

Small children have no business in this movie!


"Another disturbing event takes place when SpongeBob and Patrick are plucked from the sea by an ominous human diver hunting for treasures to sell in his gift shop on the shore. The two are placed under a heat lamp so that they will die and dry out. Eventually, they are moistened and revived, but a long scene ensues wherein the two are dying and writhing in pain. One of SpongeBob's arms snaps off. Sensitive children would be horrified."

Sensitive children probably don't watch Spongebob anyway!

"The film concludes with a rock concert atmosphere, during which SpongeBob dons a wizard's hat and cape and swoops over a crowd. Hard rock blares while Patrick (wearing the fishnets and boots) makes satanic symbols with his hands."

"Patrick also displays sexual perversion in the final scene, when he attends a rock concert wearing fishnet stockings and women's black leather boots."


Oh no, not hard rock, satanic symbols, fishnet stockings and wizard hats!

"The script contains a plethora of name calling, one religious exclamation, and the phrase "jack ***" is said once, in a whisper."

What's the religious exclamation? They WHISPERED jackass and this is a problem?

The movie is rated PG - not G...That means parental guidance...Get a grip!