Reply #42: I used that one perfectly in a sentence once

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I was arguing Affirmative Action with a friend of mine. He was a mild racist, the kind that wants to not be but really is. We're both white, for the record. At some point, I went on a tirade about why AA was needed, about what all whites had done to create the current race problems, etc, so he, having no clue how to refute anything I said, told me I hated white people.

"I don't hate white people," I told him. "Some of my best friends are white people! Heck, I even married a white woman!" Even he understood I was parodying him.