Right-wing nutjob Laura Ingraham's search for freeper love on "match.com"

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This has been posted on DU previously, but only the photo. The details are new. The following is submitted as evidence that this woman might be more psychotic than Ann Couter and Michelle Malkin combined. PLEASE NOTE that she believes Dennis Miller is "just brilliant," and he is NOT the originator of "rebel without a clue."



http://www.hailredskins.com/vbforum/archive/index.php/t-19762

How she describes Herself

what can I say. i love ryan adams but can deal with bryan adams. an episode of seinfeld to close a night beats almost anything, though watching the guys on espn yuk it up on sports center is great too. i like intelligence and an artistic sensibility in a man, but character is even more important. and a sense of humor. so if you are a educated painter who does stand up on the side, and volunteer work as well, look me up. i used to love winter vacations, but now gravitate towards more balmy destinations. and I used to like the "rebel without a cause types" but realized they were more than likely "rebels without a clue." (stolen from dennis miller, who i think is just brilliant!) passion for work is important too. but not to the extent that it is all that a person can talk about. last, my favorite character in the wizard of oz is the cowardly lion. and though sequels are rarely worth watching, godfather II gets the nod over the original, thanks to robert de niro.

How she describes her ideal match

i am looking for someone who likes to take care of himself, and not just in a one dimensional way. some men throw themselves into work and let everything else go. others throw themselves into working out and let everything else go. i am looking for someone with a lot of interests, someone who doesn't have all the answers, and is willing to ask questions. i also like a man who stays in shape and likes to play sports more than watch sports, though an occasional game on TV is more than acceptable. i sometimes begin to wonder about a guy who never watches sports. if you can cook, that would help, because i love to eat. and if you know the difference between james joyce and william james, great. add extra bonus points if you like tommy james. and etta james.

About her matches
Seeking: Male

Age Range Between: 32 and 45

Ethnicity: Any, Black / African descent, White / Caucasian, East Indian, Asian, Hispanic / Latino, Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander, Native American, Other

Religion: Any, Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian - Other, Hindu, Jewish, Christian / LDS, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual, but not religious, Other

Education: Bachelors degree

Occupation: Any, Executive / Management, Administrative / Secretarial, Finance, Political / Government, Artistic / Musical / Writer, Sales and Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Teacher / Professor, Food Services, Legal, Medical / Dental, Labor / Construction, Transportation, Self Employed, Student, Retired, Other

Income: Any, $25,000 to $34,999, $35,000 to $49,999, $50,000 to $74,999, $75,000 to $99,999, $100,000 to $149,999, $150,000+, Less Than $24,999

About her personality

My most ideal place to live is: Loft in the city

When it comes to my space: Always clean for company

My fashion sense can best be described as: Artsy/Alternative - You're repulsed by the word FASHION, but you’re still stylin

My sense of humor tends toward: Dry/Sarcastic – Dennis Miller is a cream puff compared to me

When it comes to parties, I'd best be described as: Run-of-the-mill mingler

With free time on a day off, I would most enjoy: Something athletic or energetic

When it comes to television, I: Keep surfing indefinitely, something will turn up

When it comes to work: I always put in overtime

I attend religious services: Once a week

My political views lean toward: Conservative

When it comes to money: I spend it when I’ve got it

When I'm meeting a friend, I am generally: Fashionably late

My favorite types of music are: Alternative, Rock