Proposed list of OFFENSIVE terms for use at DU

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If you're concerned about offending at least on person on this planet with each one of your DU posts, I have provided this guide to assist you in your ignoble quest:

OFFENSIVE: Retard
MORE OFFENSIVE: Fuckin' retard

OFFENSIVE: Freeper
MORE OFFENSIVE: Actually, "Freeper" is already maxed out

OFFENSIVE: Dead
MORE OFFENSIVE: An adult dead baby

OFFENSIVE: Bald
MORE OFFENSIVE: Unattractive and unmasculine

OFFENSIVE: Short
MORE OFFENSIVE: Ineffective loser

OFFENSIVE: Tall
MORE OFFENSIVE: Self-absorbed dick

OFFENSIVE: Average height
MORE OFFENSIVE: Undifferentiated homogenist twit

OFFENSIVE: Poor
MORE OFFENSIVE: Lazy-ass

OFFENSIVE: Rich
MORE OFFENSIVE: Screw-your-neighbor Darwinist greedmonger

OFFENSIVE: Middle Class
MORE OFFENSIVE: Tasteless bland passionless suburbanite

OFFENSIVE: Big nose
MORE OFFENSIVE: Pinnochio

OFFENSIVE: Thin
MORE OFFENSIVE: Anorexic vanity queen/king

OFFENSIVE: Fat
MORE OFFENSIVE: Uncontrollable feedtrough

OFFENSIVE: Average Weight
MORE OFFENSIVE: High-and-mighty more-perfect-than-thou showoff

OFFENSIVE: Handicapped
MORE OFFENSIVE: Gimp

OFFENSIVE: Four-eyes
MORE OFFENSIVE: Stupid loser jerk-off dweebazoid

OFFENSIVE: Substance Addict
MORE OFFENSIVE: Welfare Queen

OFFENSIVE: Minority female
MORE OFFENSIVE: Whore

OFFENSIVE: Minority Male
MORE OFFENSIVE: Criminal

OFFENSIVE: Minority Child
MORE OFFENSIVE: Either Criminal- or Whore-to-be, depending on gender

OFFENSIVE: Honkey Male
MORE OFFENSIVE: The Man

OFFENSIVE: Honkey Female
MORE OFFENSIVE: Small-assed uptight minivan driving trophy bitch

OFFENSIVE: Honkey Child
MORE OFFENSIVE: Racist Man/Shrew to-be

OFFENSIVE: Fuck
MORE OFFENSIVE: Fuckin' Fuck
YET MORE OFFENSIVE: Fuckin' Fuck FUCKER

OFFENSIVE: Jerk-off
MORE OFFENSIVE: Major Jerk-Off

OFFENSIVE: Dickhead
MORE OFFENSIVE: Ashcrofthead

OFFENSIVE: Bitch
MORE OFFENSIVE: Naggy Whiny Super Bitch

OFFENSIVE: Pussy
MORE OFFENSIVE: (Oh, no - I ain't going there! I'm willing to start a shitstorm, but not that willing)

OFFENSIVE: Asshole
MORE OFFENSIVE: Freeper

OFFENSIVE: Moron/moran
MORE OFFENSIVE: Freeper

OFFENSIVE: Cocksucker
MORE OFFENSIVE: Cheney's Cocksucker

OFFENSIVE: Motherfucker
MORE OFFENSIVE: George W. Shrub's Motherfucker