Reply #34: College provides an interesting place for revenge

[Arkana]

This kid last year got so drunk one night he staggered into my room and barfed in my trash can--while I was home. My roommate was still there, and he scrubbed it out and told me when I got back, so we decided to get him back.

We went into his room while he was at work, and took the huge pack of Oreos on his desk. We took a tube of white toothpaste, scraped the filling off the first...maybe 4 Oreos in each row of the package (the big ones have three, so about 12 Oreos in all), and filled them with toothpaste.

About half an hour later, while working at my computer, I hear someone scream from down the hall, then a "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???!!!" I almost fell out of my chair, I was laughing so hard. To this day he still doesn't know who did it.