Reply #31: I'm game. Let's see....

[theorist]

"How long do you think it's going to take for the creationists to realize that we planted all those fossils and stuff?"

"I'm pissed that BushCo won, because now I'm faced with an amoral dilemma: I can't screw any Repub girls with a clear conscience, but all progressive women are good about birth control. How am I going to knock up 50 girls a year to keep the abortion industry going?"

"I agree with the freepers on something.... Those dead and wounded soldiers had it coming--they signed up, right?"

"Is Texas really a state? I thought it was a possession."

"I heard that the republican party is run by Satanists. Is that true?"

"You know what's funny? All the evolutionists who post at FR are actually DU trolls. I can't believe I haven't been banned there, yet. I guess that 3 week intensive trolling course at the terror camp I went to last summer really paid off."