Reply #17: Sad story for me, funny story for you!

[St. Jarvitude]

The other day, I slept in until about 11 in the morning, mostly because my younger sister (13) had her idiot friends over for the night and I didn't want to deal with them in the morning (especially the one who's like obsessed with me).

Oh, if I had only known...

I was groggy (as it was pretty early in the morning, after all) as I walked into the bathroom for a nice wake-up shower. There were a whole bunch of wet towels all over the place, so naturally I had to fold them up and hang them on the rack as to not piss off my father. Unfortunately, as I was walking over to the rack to hang up one towel, I slipped on something and fell on my back (quite painfully). Irritated, I nonetheless wanted to get those towels hung, so I got up after a minute and got back to work.

I ran real quick to the linen closet to get a dry towel for myself, and when I got back in the bathroom I decided to find out what it was I slipped on.

I lifted my foot up, turned it a little, and peeled it off. Much to my shock...
(spoiler below)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING USED TAMPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I quickly flung it across the room into the toilet and subsequently spent about 50 minutes just washing my right foot in the shower.

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