Flesh

[asthmaticeog]

The outer layer of skin, the epidermis, is made up largely of flat cells called squamous cells. These cells contain a substance called keratin, which resists heat and cold and the effects of many chemicals.

Lower down in the epidermis are rounder cells called basal cells and scattered among these lie the melanocytes, the cells which produce the melanin, the pigment that gives skin its colour. Melanin protects the body against the damaging ultraviolet rays present in sunlight by absorbing these rays. Most honkies don't make enough melanin to protect them against the harmful effects of the sun's very strong ultraviolet radiation.

Below the epidermis is the dermis, which contain the roots of hairs, glands which make sweat and oil, blood and lymph vessels, and nerves.

Below the dermis is the Satan, which contains the tiny organelles that make you listen to unGodly music, read novels, and touch yourself at night. Did you know that when you defecate, that's a sign that you contain too much Satan, forcing your body to expel certain amounts od evil in concentrated form?