Black people won't work

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Especially not in this heat; they'll just go stand under the air conditioning vent. In fact, the only two groups of people who work in America anymore are white people, and Mexicans.

Hell, they ("they" in this case being the government, I gather, but I'm unclear on exactly what gov. program this is. Sorry Rahim) give Saudi Arabians 500k just for coming over here and starting a business. They (Saudis) can just lean a ladder against a tree, call themselves a tree-trimming service, and never cut a single limb; hell, they (government spoiled Arabs) benefit by showing a business loss.

Just thought you'd like to know, in case you've been wondering why those black people are standing around under the AC vent collecting government perks, while you work your lilly white ass off.

This social commentary was brought to you by HomeDepot employee and my neighbor, Jim Whitson, and the letter B. Yes, I live in Texas.